New site is now under construction!

Yes! As astonishing as it seems, funkybodydecor.com is about to rise from its ashes! Currently “Coming Soon”, the new site will, I hope, be everything the old one was not: user friendly, quick, and FUN!!

Here in sunny SoCal for the next seven months, I am using my Solar Powers for Good, working into the evenings to bring you the funnest eco-conscious jewelry site evar! Look for way coolio funky kool jools comin’ at you soon!!

Funky Valentine’s Putti -- bearing Beer

This Valentine’s necklace & earrings set of putti (or cherubs) bearing beer is made from beer bottlecaps, vintage chains, luscious orange heishi, and vintage rhinestones from an Indian dancing set.

This was Way Fun to make, and I will be adding other Beer-Love Jewelry soon!

Also coming, Wine-Love Jewelry!

Not-Just-for-Halloween!

Well, it’s been a tad slow getting these new items up, but rest assured they are being added daily.

My Not-Just-for-Halloween Collection includes beheaded Kewpie earrings, pirate and voodoo skull earrings, dancing skeleton earrings, attention-getting whistle earrings, florescent eraser earrings, and the more sober light-catching dangles and button stack earrings.

A Big Thank-You!

Thank you ALL so very much for making my first day as an artist-entrepreneur so exciting!

I'm working to fill the lovely gaps in my shop that your purchases have left, so stay tuned for more funky body décor!

Feel free to contact me at info@funkybodydecor.com to make suggestions.

What is your Body Décor-ating Style? Take this Quiz and find out!

1. At a new restaurant, do you
1. choose a dish you like in other restaurants?
2. ask what other diners are ordering?
3. ask the waiter for a recommendation?
4. select a dish you’ve never heard of?
5. choose your food by color?

2. When imagining the ideal vacation, do you see yourself
1. relaxing in a favorite place?
2. going somewhere you’ve always wanted to visit?
3. going to a place you’ve heard about recently?
4. setting off with no destination?
5. taking off blindfolded with a water bottle and a bedroll?
   

3. Your friends ask what you’d like for the ultimate birthday-night celebration. You describe:
1. the best seats in the house for an acclaimed production, followed by dinner at a four-star restaurant.
2. finding a club with great music and letting it envelop you.
3. a treasure hunt — the treasure is the hottest man (or woman) sighted and snapped with a cell phone during the evening.
4. playing paintball — and then, still paint-y, crashing a club or bowling alley.
5. an Arabian adventure with an unknown sheik in a hidden oasis...
   

4. In your dream-life as a performer, you are:
1. completing the 32 fouettés as the lead in Swan Lake with the Kirov Ballet.
2. walking the high wire in a circus act, as the audience suspends their breathing.
3. mesmerizing the audience as a Middle Eastern belly dancer.
4. fantastically costumed and spreading the Carnival spirit in the Mardi Gras parade.
5. a performance artist, in an adventure in absurdity.
   

Your Style:
did you answer mostly a?
Start leisurely; Splash Out with a pair of way-cool earrings!

mostly b?
Choose a funky bracelet, to go with your way-cool earrings! Get a necklace converter, too, to wear your bracelet as a necklace!

mostly c?
Your arms are lo-o-o-o-onging for a bracelet — Each!

mostly d?
Earrings! Necklace! Bracelets on both arms! — Now your ankles are feeling a bit naked . . .

mostly e?
You are Too Wild for our Regular offerings — contact us to Get Decorated to The Max!